Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Comedy Central, Chuck Norris Style

Laughter is the best medicine. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Therefore, if you are sick, promptly take a good dose of The Office and a piece of chocolate.

For the letter C, I decided to focus on one specific aspect of comedy: Chuck Norris jokes.

So sit back and relax, and enjoy some of my favorite Chuck Norrisisms of all time. And if you don't think that they are funny, go buy yourself some chocolate.

Chuck Norris eats through his teeth.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris was denied auditioning for "Mission Impossible", for obvious reasons.

Yea, that's enough.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, I really like your blog! Can't wait to read more! Dropped in from the A to Z challenge.
    Happy Blogging!
    Flower

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